Some mustard-maker’s maxims

“Mustard’s no good without roast beef.” (Chico Marx)

“Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by men.” (Muda Saint Michael)

“I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” (Alexander the Great)

“A salad without mustard is like a beautiful slow-witted woman.”

“Eating in a rush without mustard leads to indigestion.”